About the "Artist"

Chris has gone to Oklahoma State University and is currently working as Security Guard Extraordinaire at a local area hospital. In between kicking out drunks and crazies, Chris spends much of his time writing for Zap!, coming up with lots of great ideas for stories he never gets around to writing, and taking care of his family, who he is sure support him even though they all talk bad about him behind his back... he just KNOWS it! He knows that one day his two children will grow up to make wonderful workers who will no doubt do all the manual labor so he can focus more on art; his own family sweatshop.
Chris hopes that, through the work on this site, he can try to get back into the practice of drawing a bit better than he thinks he can and is sure the readers and fans will keep coming up with some good random things to draw. You don't want to let him down, do you? I didn't think so.